Ever heard chatter from obnoxious groups of guys talking about how a star player is out or how they can’t believe they didn’t win this week? Odds are, they’re talking about fantasy football.
Fantasy football is a game where you and a group of friends draft a team of NFL players from different positions such as quarterback, receiver, running back, and tight end. Your team scores points based on how the players you drafted perform in real life. Each week a team is matched up against another, and the team that scores more points at the end of the week wins.
At the end of each season the league standings are finalized, there is a first place winner and last place loser. Some leagues reward the winner by rewarding them money, a dinner or a trophy. Some leagues choose a more creative route and decide a last place punishment for the loser. Here’s some ideas for your league’s last place punishment.
Milk Mile
A classic punishment that’s easy to do and relatively tame. All that is needed is a track and a gallon of milk. The goal of the challenge is simple: drink an entire gallon of milk before attempting a mile-long run. This punishment tests the league’s loser’s endurance and stomach resilience as they attempt to not “lose their lunch” while completing their mile.
Public Street Performer
For this punishment, the last place finishers whole day will be fully booked and they might be the most embarrassed they’ve ever been. They have to be a street performer who plays recorder and tries to raise $100. They can’t leave until they reach the goal. The recorder alone won’t be enough to raise $100, so wear an embarrassing outfit and have a sign that says “I lost fantasy football.” It might help the loser raise $100 faster.
Comedy Club
The loser of this punishment will be subject to performing at an open mic comedy night with zero preparation. Just before the loser goes up, they are handed a list of jokes written by the rest of the league mates. Watch as the league loser bombs on stage in front of a full crowd. The one rule for this challenge: no matter how bad the league loser bombs the show must go on!
Waffle House
Find the nearest Waffle House and be prepared to stay a while, this won’t be your average visit. Rather than leaving after you’re done with your food, the loser has to stay in Waffle House for 24 hours but can shave off an hour for every waffle they eat. Hope the loser comes ready to eat!
Condiment Caged Animal
You better not mind getting dirty. The loser for this punishment gets locked in a cage while each person in the league chooses a condiment that they get to pour on the loser. From queso to syrup, there are countless condiments that the league can choose from and the loser in the cage can’t do anything about it… except draft a better team next season!
Find Your Way Home
Have you ever been lost on your way home with nothing but a GPS? For this punishment, the loser has to be driven one hour away in any direction chosen by the league with nothing but an Air Tag and a camera to record. The loser can hope and pray that someone nice crosses their path and helps them get home!
